Welcome to insanity.

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Life is dangerous. You can die from it!

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—	some farmer guy on FOX News opposing the ban on raw milk

Don’t ask me to tell you why
Don’t ask me, please, I’m asking you
Don’t ask me what I see in you
I can’t explain
Don’t ask me to love you
Till I breathe my last
I was already planning on it
I will love you till I breathe my last breath.

Scene: Math class. Our teacher--who, a few weeks earlier, had told us that she just found out she would be having a baby--is a few minutes late.
Girl 1: Where's our teacher? She's never late! I hope she's okay!
Girl 2: Maybe she's having her baby!

Dear feminists, The fact that I want a guy to open the door for me and tell me I'm beautiful and treat me like gold does not make me dependant or weak. It means that I know I deserve that. Sincerely, self-confident romantic. »

Dear girls who complain about guys not respecting them, Your pictures are of you in shorts that could pass for underwear, and bending so low your whole chest is hanging out. How can they respect you if you don't even respect yourself? Sincerely, What do you expect? »

Dear World, Jasmine taught me to never settle on a guy just cause my parents like him, Belle taught me that the cute one isn't always the best and if you give someone a chance they can surprise you, Cinderella showed me how to overcome girls being b-words, and Ariel, Snow White, and Aurora showed me that men can fall in love with your voice, not your face... Sincerely, Girl who still believes in the good of Disney. »

Dear Noah, Never mind. We caught the Hogwarts Express instead. Sincerely, unicorns and dragons. »

Dear school system, It's not like we were making out or anything. Holding hands with my boyfriend isn't illegal. Sincerely, go scold a girl in a tube top and mini skirt, not a nerd in a sweater. »

So, so true.

Apparently now that I’m a prefect, I’m not allowed to give my boyfriend a hug. Not even a Christian-side-hug-thing that’s not even remotely sexual.